Perez Hilton is a fucking dumbass

This my friends, is the face of an idiot. After giving Miss California a tongue-lashing after she gave an honest answer about her stance on gay marriage (guess which side she was on?), Perez Hilton decided that he would call Will.i.am a -and I quote- "fucking faggot" at an afterparty for the Much Music Video Awards.

Oh the sweet irony.

What did he think was going to happen? That he'd get away with a slap on the wrist?

What amuses me most about this is John Mayer's Twitter account after the event had transpired. Perez, in his limitless wisdom, decided that he would get some publicity and use his phone to ask Twitter to call the cops.

Let that sink in.

Phone.
Call.
Instead!
Twitter.

This was John's page, which has inspired my respect in the man:

@perezhilton's video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?
about 8 hours ago from web
Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?
about 8 hours ago from web
FollowMonday @police @fire @ambulance
about 9 hours ago from web
I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.
about 9 hours ago from web

I'd like to congratulate Perez Hilton, in all his publicity-whoring self, for being, as a Superficial writer so eloquently put, "nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on, which proves he never really was a scathing observer of pop culture. Just a guy who wants to be Britney."

Well, there's this year's share of celebrity gossip.